What's Behind Door Number One?

Sebastian from Snowflakes in Hell is holding a Photoshop contest. As luck would have it, I happened to drink 3 Mountain Dews during the course of Thanksgiving, granting me +3 GIMP editing power.


And

All the cool kids were doing it

Civics Quiz

You answered 33 out of 33 correctly — 100.00 %

Gender Analyzer:

We have strong indicators that http://thebrowsackgazette.blogspot.com is written by a man (92%).

-Fuck yeah

Seduction, Sedation, Whatever...

Me: (reading the plot synopsis of "For the Love of Benji" from the back of a DVD case, wherein a mysterious stranger gives Benji a strange coded tattoo on his paw) "How the hell do you go about tattooing a dog? It's hard enough for people to sit still for that, it doesn't make any fucking sense."
Coworker1: "What if you seduced it?"
Coworker2: "Uh, I don't think that's the word you were looking for."

Winter Rain

It's been 34°F and raining all fucking day, this should be even more fun after it freezes to the roads tonight...

ODS

I'm going to get the ball rolling on Obama Derangement Syndrome, my alarm clock didn't go off this morning and I was late for work, it's all Obama's fault.

Nov. 4

I had to wait at least 30 seconds to vote today, it was a goddamn outrage!

Bill of Rights 2, The Revenge

The Toledo Blade (evidently a newspaper, not a hockey team) brings us coverage of Barack Obama's most recent rally; he talked for a while, the sick were healed, and the blind received his sight, pretty standard fare. Towards the end of the article, well, the more I think about it the more likely it becomes that I'll suffer a brain aneurysm, so here it is:


"Senator Obama's call for a middle-class rescue plan comes a day after The Blade published a Page 1 open letter to the candidate welcoming him to Toledo and inviting him to endorse a 'Second Bill of Rights' that includes Americans' right to a job where they live.

Mr. Obama responded to The Blade's question by agreeing that every American willing to work should be able to find a job at a living wage. But he stopped short of accepting that as a right.

U.S. Rep. Marcy Kaptur (D. Toledo) whipped the crowd up before Mr. Obama took the stage yesterday telling them that America needed a Second Bill of Rights guaranteeing all Americans a job, health care, homes, an education, and a fair playing field for business and farmers. "

An actual Congressperson said this, in public, to a cheering crowd.
We're all fucking doomed.