Saturday, September 27, 2008

We are Opeth, we come from Sweden

Went to the Eagles Club (or the Rave, whatever the hell they're calling it) in Milwaukee on Friday, to see Opeth (opening act was High on Fire, and a ton of other little bands spread over 3 stages for some damn reason). It was awesome. That is all.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Drink Recipe

Mundet brand Mexican sour apple soda + vodka= awesome.

Barney Vito

I've gone from low-quality picture editing to low-quality video editing! Progress!

Monday, September 22, 2008


I'm tired of idiots insisting that Barack Obama is a crypto-Muslim, based on a couple of pictures. He's a gun-grabbing socialist, can't you just oppose him on political or philosophical grounds? So in the spirit of bad taste, here's a shitty picture of Islamobama vs. his mortal enemy, Jewbama.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Oh, Joe Biden, No! haiku

Greater taxation
Does not a patriot make
Fuck off Joe Biden

Financial news haiku

A.I.G. fallen
Socialist dogs gather 'round
They have tasted blood

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

The Invisible Pink Unicorn Constitution

I was listening to NPR today whilst walking the dogs, and the guest on the Diane Rehm Show was none other than Lawrence Tribe. I'll admit I know little of him apart from the usual praise (this generation's most respected Constitutional scholar, Barack Obama's Jedi master) heaped upon him by the usual sources, and his ability to actually properly parse all 27 words in the second amendment. He pimped his new book "The Invisible Constitution", and uttered the phrase "living Constitution" at least a dozen times; I think I may have injured my neck shaking my head so much. You really should just listen to the audio yourself before the link dies (Invisible Interview). If you hold any libertarian sentiments you may wish to don a helmet before listening, lest you ruin your monitor if your head asplode.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008


If you're a high-school-age girl who is probably all of 5' 2" and 100lbs, perhaps jumping into the circle pit in front of the stage at a hardcore/metal show is a poor choice. Equal treatment and all, I suppose trying to avoid smashing into her makes me anti-feminist.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Whatever you do

Never forget that evil exists in the world.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

In which I relate a personal anecdote about some total assholes

Yesterday I was rudely awakened by some (I'll go ahead and assume) drunken assholes who decided that 1 AM was a great time to test the maximum acceleration and braking limits of their huge pickup truck, and that the section of gravel road in front of my house was the perfect place to do it. I stumbled out of bed to try to get a look, but couldn't make out much of what was happening from my window. I could hear (windows closed mind you) blaring country music, (contemporary country music, the shitty kind) shouting, and vehicle doors slamming. My brain went from drowsy and annoyed to wide-fucking-awake and rather intensely concerned about the intentions of aforementioned drunken assholes. I waited for the dogs to start barking as I tried in vain to see what the hell they were doing, all the while hoping I wouldn't have to fetch Shogo the Friendly 12ga. from under my bed. The dogs never barked, and the drunks drove off a bit later, (30 seconds? 2 minutes? I'll admit I felt quite a bit of the stress-induced time compression some people insist doesn't exist) leaving me unable to get back to sleep for another hour or so, assholes.

The next morning I went to work (still tired, assholes) and related this story to my boss, who tells me, funny thing; at about 2:30 AM some other assholes walked into the accounting office of our illustrious employer REDACTED brandishing a gun, and walked out with a bit over $100000 cash. Fortunately no one was hurt, it could have easily turned out much, much worse. Thank Jebus Illinois law provides for a safe working environment for thieves, assholes.

DUI and armed robbery, what an exciting day. I just know I'll see them in hell; watching Baphomet and Anubis take turns browsacking each one of them for eternity, and laughing, assholes.

Monday, September 8, 2008


Obamadoz speaks to you!

The gun is evil. The penis is evil too.

Zardoz speaks to you

You are the Chosen Ones. You have been raised up from Brutality to kill the Brutals that multiply and are legion.
To this end, Zardoz, your God, gave you the gift of the gun.

The gun is good.
The penis is evil.
The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with the plague of men, as once it was.
But the gun shoots death, and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals.
Go forth and kill!

Sunday, September 7, 2008


Shitty Photoshop GIMP action!

Feel free to steal this image.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Friday, September 5, 2008

And so it begins

More browsacking than is legal in 4 states.


About Me

My photo
Gudis is the evil space virus that is determined to destroy and consume every other life form in the Universe. Gudis has now come to Earth. Once infected with the Gudis Virus, the victim is unable to control itself and becomes part of Gudis' plan. The power of Gudis continues to grow and develop as it assimilates other creatures into itself. He currently resides in northern Illinois.