Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas



Old charging handles make great ornaments.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Sunday, September 11, 2011

10 Years Later

10 years later and all we have to show for our phony national unity are two wars, two new federal agencies, and a half-finished tower. Can't we just hit the rewind button on this fucking thing?

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Apple girl

For Alan:
via Tumblr

Friday, April 29, 2011

Because you suck, and we hate you


H und K have released a fancy new rife called the MR556, now mister 556 may look like an AR clone but rest assured that the internals are different enough to prevent you from using inferior non-Teutonic replacement parts. Mister 556 weighs in at 8.6 pounds empty because he's made of superior Deutschstahl, rather than sissy Aluminum. Sure he weighs more than a fucking FAL carbine, but he was meant to be carried into battle by the rippling muscles of √úbermenchen. He features a non chrome-lined barrel, to enhance long range accuracy. Sure the 5.56 isn't known for having a lot of power at the sort of ranges where chrome lining is likely to have a noticeable effect (particularly when launched from a 16" barrel), but true Germanic warriors only make headshots. With an MSRP of $3000, Mister 556 comes with a set of H und K diopter sights and maybe even a magazine!

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Michael Jackson is back!



I found him in a kid's book, naturally.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Tractors


shitloads of tractors...

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Walmart Tactical



Wow, BLACKHAWK! is really slumming it.


Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Daley Dice Clay

Are you gunna ask me a question about gun violence? Why not? Ya mama didn't jerk you off in the tub enough as a kid?

Ayyyyy

Monday, February 28, 2011

Ice



Goddamn freezing rain, dammit to hell.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Test



New phone test, with cheese.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Free speech? Where the hell do you think you are?

I doubt Illinois would hesitate to fuck over FOID holders the very same way, best of luck TJIC.

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Gudis is the evil space virus that is determined to destroy and consume every other life form in the Universe. Gudis has now come to Earth. Once infected with the Gudis Virus, the victim is unable to control itself and becomes part of Gudis' plan. The power of Gudis continues to grow and develop as it assimilates other creatures into itself. He currently resides in northern Illinois.