Thursday, February 9, 2012
Vulcan Arms; Neat name, horrifyingly shitty guns
I could go on and on about the stupid shit contained in this Today Show investigative report (Isn't that cute, they're still pretending to be a news show); but the big scary 50 cal helicopter-shooting-sniper-rifle they keep crying about is a fucking Vulcan (with a $10 Chinese bipod stuck on the end). I would be more concerned about the poor fucker firing it than his potential target.
- Gudis is the evil space virus that is determined to destroy and consume every other life form in the Universe. Gudis has now come to Earth. Once infected with the Gudis Virus, the victim is unable to control itself and becomes part of Gudis' plan. The power of Gudis continues to grow and develop as it assimilates other creatures into itself. He currently resides in northern Illinois.