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Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Friday, April 29, 2011
Because you suck, and we hate you
H und K have released a fancy new rife called the MR556, now mister 556 may look like an AR clone but rest assured that the internals are different enough to prevent you from using inferior non-Teutonic replacement parts. Mister 556 weighs in at 8.6 pounds empty because he's made of superior Deutschstahl, rather than sissy Aluminum. Sure he weighs more than a fucking FAL carbine, but he was meant to be carried into battle by the rippling muscles of Übermenchen. He features a non chrome-lined barrel, to enhance long range accuracy. Sure the 5.56 isn't known for having a lot of power at the sort of ranges where chrome lining is likely to have a noticeable effect (particularly when launched from a 16" barrel), but true Germanic warriors only make headshots. With an MSRP of $3000, Mister 556 comes with a set of H und K diopter sights and maybe even a magazine!
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Friday, April 8, 2011
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Daley Dice Clay
Are you gunna ask me a question about gun violence? Why not? Ya mama didn't jerk you off in the tub enough as a kid?
Ayyyyy
Ayyyyy
Monday, February 28, 2011
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- Gudis
- Gudis is the evil space virus that is determined to destroy and consume every other life form in the Universe. Gudis has now come to Earth. Once infected with the Gudis Virus, the victim is unable to control itself and becomes part of Gudis' plan. The power of Gudis continues to grow and develop as it assimilates other creatures into itself. He currently resides in northern Illinois.