Wednesday, September 21, 2011


Choosy chicks may choose Benchmade
, but cheap fucks buy Bucks.

Mmmmm, extruded...

They may not be printing burritos yet Weerd, but don't fret, they will sooner than you might think.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

10 Years Later

10 years later and all we have to show for our phony national unity are two wars, two new federal agencies, and a half-finished tower. Can't we just hit the rewind button on this fucking thing?

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Gudis is the evil space virus that is determined to destroy and consume every other life form in the Universe. Gudis has now come to Earth. Once infected with the Gudis Virus, the victim is unable to control itself and becomes part of Gudis' plan. The power of Gudis continues to grow and develop as it assimilates other creatures into itself. He currently resides in northern Illinois.