Vulcan Arms; Neat name, horrifyingly shitty guns

I could go on and on about the stupid shit contained in this Today Show investigative report (Isn't that cute, they're still pretending to be a news show); but the big scary 50 cal helicopter-shooting-sniper-rifle they keep crying about is a fucking Vulcan (with a $10 Chinese bipod stuck on the end). I would be more concerned about the poor fucker firing it than his potential target.

Because you suck, and we hate you

H und K have released a fancy new rife called the MR556, now mister 556 may look like an AR clone but rest assured that the internals are different enough to prevent you from using inferior non-Teutonic replacement parts. Mister 556 weighs in at 8.6 pounds empty because he's made of superior Deutschstahl, rather than sissy Aluminum. Sure he weighs more than a fucking FAL carbine, but he was meant to be carried into battle by the rippling muscles of Übermenchen. He features a non chrome-lined barrel, to enhance long range accuracy. Sure the 5.56 isn't known for having a lot of power at the sort of ranges where chrome lining is likely to have a noticeable effect (particularly when launched from a 16" barrel), but true Germanic warriors only make headshots. With an MSRP of $3000, Mister 556 comes with a set of H und K diopter sights and maybe even a magazine!

Walmart Tactical

Wow, BLACKHAWK! is really slumming it.

Armed America Radio

So I'm looking through a list of crappy AM radio streams and find Armed America Radio. Sounds cool, I think. I hear the tail end of an interview w/ some guy from Extreme Shock ammunition, "Hmm, that sounds oddly familiar" I think to myself. Then they play an ad. Oh shit, THAT Extreme Shock ammo!

AMMUNITION SO FUCKING ADVANCED IT'S LIKE SHOOTING YOUR ENEMIES WITH ELECTRIC NINJAS. USED BY POLICE, DELTA FORCE JEDI TEAM COOL GUYS, AND GENERIC GOONS WITH "AGENT" PATCHES!

Jesus Jones, this is worse than Guns & Ammo.

BAG day

With 100% more robot!

It's a Cavalry Arms (RIP) MKII lower, with a PK Firearms upper (Phantom-length YHM tube, Sabre Defence mid-length 16" 1:7 barrel) ambidextrous selector, Norgon Ambi-Catch, and badger ambi-latch charging handle.

Plz to ignore lack of BUIS, crappy Chinese red dot scope, and wacky rail with nothing on it.

SUP CO

The McDonald v. Daleytron fight is today, D-Guns should be legal by tomorrow.

A Non-Presidential Debate, Praise Jebus

So I was listening to NPR the other day, and they had an interesting debate on the air, topic:

Guns reduce crime

Moderator: John Donvan
Speaking for the motion: Stephen Halbrook, Gary Kleck and John R. Lott Jr.
Speaking against the motion: John J. Donohue III, Paul Helmke and R. Gil Kerlikowske

What's Behind Door Number One?

Sebastian from Snowflakes in Hell is holding a Photoshop contest. As luck would have it, I happened to drink 3 Mountain Dews during the course of Thanksgiving, granting me +3 GIMP editing power.


And

Zardoz speaks to you

You are the Chosen Ones. You have been raised up from Brutality to kill the Brutals that multiply and are legion.
To this end, Zardoz, your God, gave you the gift of the gun.

The gun is good.
The penis is evil.
The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with the plague of men, as once it was.
But the gun shoots death, and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals.
Go forth and kill!