Merry Christmas

Old charging handles make great ornaments.

For William

Sappy Cat Blogging.

OCCUPY REALITY

Baaa

Choosy chicks may choose Benchmade, but cheap fucks buy Bucks.

Mmmmm, extruded...

They may not be printing burritos yet Weerd, but don't fret, they will sooner than you might think.

10 Years Later

10 years later and all we have to show for our phony national unity are two wars, two new federal agencies, and a half-finished tower. Can't we just hit the rewind button on this fucking thing?

Apple girl

For Alan:
via Tumblr

Because you suck, and we hate you

H und K have released a fancy new rife called the MR556, now mister 556 may look like an AR clone but rest assured that the internals are different enough to prevent you from using inferior non-Teutonic replacement parts. Mister 556 weighs in at 8.6 pounds empty because he's made of superior Deutschstahl, rather than sissy Aluminum. Sure he weighs more than a fucking FAL carbine, but he was meant to be carried into battle by the rippling muscles of Übermenchen. He features a non chrome-lined barrel, to enhance long range accuracy. Sure the 5.56 isn't known for having a lot of power at the sort of ranges where chrome lining is likely to have a noticeable effect (particularly when launched from a 16" barrel), but true Germanic warriors only make headshots. With an MSRP of $3000, Mister 556 comes with a set of H und K diopter sights and maybe even a magazine!

Michael Jackson is back!

I found him in a kid's book, naturally.

Tractors

shitloads of tractors...

Walmart Tactical

Wow, BLACKHAWK! is really slumming it.

Daley Dice Clay

Are you gunna ask me a question about gun violence? Why not? Ya mama didn't jerk you off in the tub enough as a kid?

Ayyyyy

Ice

Goddamn freezing rain, dammit to hell.

Test

New phone test, with cheese.

Free speech? Where the hell do you think you are?

I doubt Illinois would hesitate to fuck over FOID holders the very same way, best of luck TJIC.