A.I.

Wow, Cleverbot passes the Turing test with flying colors.

Tactical Mookie

Whose chest rig is this?

Mookie's

It even comes with a pouch for holding whatever your cousin Mookie gives you.

Armed America Radio Redux

Ok, they have George Hill of Mad Ogre on the show, so that's pretty cool, mea culpa.
Extreme Shock is still retarded.

Armed America Radio

So I'm looking through a list of crappy AM radio streams and find Armed America Radio. Sounds cool, I think. I hear the tail end of an interview w/ some guy from Extreme Shock ammunition, "Hmm, that sounds oddly familiar" I think to myself. Then they play an ad. Oh shit, THAT Extreme Shock ammo!

AMMUNITION SO FUCKING ADVANCED IT'S LIKE SHOOTING YOUR ENEMIES WITH ELECTRIC NINJAS. USED BY POLICE, DELTA FORCE JEDI TEAM COOL GUYS, AND GENERIC GOONS WITH "AGENT" PATCHES!

Jesus Jones, this is worse than Guns & Ammo.

Random Shit

-I was listening to Vicious Circle #56 the other day, Jay G and Kevin Baker were trying to remember who the fucktards were who suggested that women vomit on would-be rapists. Unfortunately it wasn't the British police, but rather Illinois' finest, and they have yet to come up with anything better.

-Senator Byrd is dead, about fucking time.

-The McDonald decision should be out today, also about fucking time.

Seriously Businessweek?

Goatse Security?

Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!

Ok, this isn't so much a drawing as it is a flash-generated police sketch run through a filter in GIMP, but I digress.
Gaze upon the true image of the prophet of the Muslim faith.

Pass the Jar

This album title just sounds horrific now, thanks VC!

BAG day

With 100% more robot!

It's a Cavalry Arms (RIP) MKII lower, with a PK Firearms upper (Phantom-length YHM tube, Sabre Defence mid-length 16" 1:7 barrel) ambidextrous selector, Norgon Ambi-Catch, and badger ambi-latch charging handle.

Plz to ignore lack of BUIS, crappy Chinese red dot scope, and wacky rail with nothing on it.

SUP CO

The McDonald v. Daleytron fight is today, D-Guns should be legal by tomorrow.

Lame-O

9 out of 10 kids are lame.

Super Chinese Valentines Day Test Post!

Mobile phone post. Much fun!

The SS really lowered its racial purity standards late in the war

Elwood: Korean Nazis.
Jake: I hate Korean Nazis

Translation Please

I'm assuming this is some Chinese spambot trying to sell me boner pills, but I can't read these damn fur'ner squiggles.

Hmm

I managed to be sober enough to upload a photo from my phone (of the GF's Halloween costume for some reason) on NYE, but too drunk to remember doing so.