Me: (reading the plot synopsis of "For the Love of Benji" from the back of a DVD case, wherein a mysterious stranger gives Benji a strange coded tattoo on his paw) "How the hell do you go about tattooing a dog? It's hard enough for people to sit still for that, it doesn't make any fucking sense." Coworker1: "What if you seduced it?" Coworker2: "Uh, I don't think that's the word you were looking for."
I'm going to get the ball rolling on Obama Derangement Syndrome, my alarm clock didn't go off this morning and I was late for work, it's all Obama's fault.
Gudis is the evil space virus that is determined to destroy and consume every other
life form in the Universe. Gudis has now come to Earth. Once infected with the
Gudis Virus, the victim is unable to control itself and becomes part of Gudis'
plan. The power of Gudis continues to grow and develop as it assimilates other
creatures into itself. He currently resides in northern Illinois.