Friday, November 28, 2008

What's Behind Door Number One?

Sebastian from Snowflakes in Hell is holding a Photoshop contest. As luck would have it, I happened to drink 3 Mountain Dews during the course of Thanksgiving, granting me +3 GIMP editing power.


Wednesday, November 26, 2008

All the cool kids were doing it

Civics Quiz

You answered 33 out of 33 correctly — 100.00 %

Gender Analyzer:

We have strong indicators that is written by a man (92%).

-Fuck yeah

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Seduction, Sedation, Whatever...

Me: (reading the plot synopsis of "For the Love of Benji" from the back of a DVD case, wherein a mysterious stranger gives Benji a strange coded tattoo on his paw) "How the hell do you go about tattooing a dog? It's hard enough for people to sit still for that, it doesn't make any fucking sense."
Coworker1: "What if you seduced it?"
Coworker2: "Uh, I don't think that's the word you were looking for."

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Winter Rain

It's been 34°F and raining all fucking day, this should be even more fun after it freezes to the roads tonight...

Tuesday, November 4, 2008


I'm going to get the ball rolling on Obama Derangement Syndrome, my alarm clock didn't go off this morning and I was late for work, it's all Obama's fault.

Nov. 4

I had to wait at least 30 seconds to vote today, it was a goddamn outrage!

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Gudis is the evil space virus that is determined to destroy and consume every other life form in the Universe. Gudis has now come to Earth. Once infected with the Gudis Virus, the victim is unable to control itself and becomes part of Gudis' plan. The power of Gudis continues to grow and develop as it assimilates other creatures into itself. He currently resides in northern Illinois.